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i found this on youtube and i was in such confusion that i had to post it in my blog. its one of the funniest things ive seen and i dont know why i can stop watching it!! hahahhahaha

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granny biscuits motha fucka!

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So I get called into this audition. They tell me that it's a show where I get to spend a day with my fave celeb. I was like "hell ya!"

So I go today and I get to the building. I walk in the room and I notice I'm the only white person there. Everyone in the room looks at me like my zipper is down or something. I was confused but I thought "whatever...maybe no other white people wanted to be on the show?" Then the casting director walks in the room and greets me. She kinda laughs when she meets me and gives me my paperwork.

So I start to read the paper they gave me to fill out. It had a bunch of questions on it that started to confuse me. i.e. "why did our people have such a hard time making it in hollywood?" "do you think we can change the stereotype?"

I was like "um..... why do i feel like im on the wrong show?"

So then the lady comes to me and says "so shane, who is your favorite celebrity?" I was like "umm... i dont know...maybe Kelly Clarkson?" She laughed and said "do u know what this show is?" I was like "i think so..." then she goes "BET'S win a celeb day". I was like "ooohhhh... no one told me that! haha" then she said "are you 21?" I said "no" then she goes "they also didnt tell u that u had to be 21" I was like "ok. i think im gonna get the hell out of here before i make myself look anymore retarded!"

hhahhahahaha that was a fun day. Maybe my next audition will be for a mexican telenovella!? God why is it so hard to be white in hollywood?

So i was sent this vid on youtube from a girl who said my "Why Was I Born?" vid changed her life. I had no idea when I made it that it would have this kind of an impact. I feel like if I died today it would be okay cause i made a difference in peoples lives. I love you guys so much.

<3 shane

heres the vid...

Hey you guys! So i decided to write a little blog about my weight. Its been something that I get asked alot about.

"Shane u were fat?!"
"How did u get that big?!"
"Did u get gastric?"
"Did u have to wear a bra with them tig ol bitties?!"

ok the last one was never asked but I KNOW u thought it :)

So in this blog I shall answer all these q's.

Basically since I was born I was big. I came out my moms puss the size of a watermelon. Poor mom. I think I hit 200lbs before i was 7. I hit an all time high of 330. i know... thats like 5 paris hiltons.

I tried everything. I did weight watchers like 12 times. I HATED IT. I felt like i was goin to a fuckin PTA meeting every week. A bunch of fat angry soccer moms with a million excuses as to why they weren't losin weight. " Im on my period!" "my metabolism is slow!" "My husband beats me so i eat mexican food!" Believe me Ive heard em all...

The truth is u just gotta FUCKIN DO IT! no excuses. the only excuse is FEAR. Fear of not having that comfort of food anymore. Not having that crutch. But believe me the crutch is gonna break and ur gonna hurt urself.

I went to knotts berry farm with a friend and she told me she wanted to ride the new coaster. I was hesitent but I decided to go with her. We got to the seat and guess what.... my worst fear became real. I didnt fit. I was kicked off the ride in front of a SHIT load of ppl. It was one of the most humiliating things that have ever happend to me. Besides that one time i had my zipper down all day at school and one of my balls was hanging out.

So this blog is for all the people out there that feel lost. Like they will never get that body they want. The people that are scared that they will fail. I am here to tell you that u CAN DO IT. And i will be here as a shoulder to cry on. A friend to bitch to when u get hungry and you want that new volcano taco from taco bell. Just message me. I love you.

If this blog helped u let me know.

<3 shane







PS

So in cooool news today I got an email from these fellow youtubers that want me to be in their new vid. They get a SHIIIT load of views and subscribers so i was like "helllllsssss yeeeahhhhhh".

I had never heard of them so I looked up there vids. This is one of there most viewed ones.....



WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO?!!?!?!? hahahahaha

I cant wait to see what they make ME do!!! :D